Jessica Alba's Mini-Me Enters World

"Jessica Alba just had her baby girl. I bet she named her GrapeNut. I just thought of that. (Pause.) Yep, that's my name now."
~My next-cube neighbor Jennifer

Don't worry, Li'l Jenn. That name is all yours!

Update: Alba's newborn is named Honor Marie Warren.

Sidenote: In my freshman class was a girl named Honor and a boy named Justice. Always wanted them to date. Mason (a girl) and Dixon (a boy) would have been a cute couple too. Alas, it was not meant to be.